Clearing out the tumbleweeds

Well hello! I’m a bad blogger. I’ve let this place, what is supposed to be the home for my deepest, darkest thoughts basically grows the cyber equivalent of tumbleweeds. Well fear no more! I’m back and with my promise of keeping you informed of the strange, wacky, and weird. Well, okay that’s not exactly true. But I am going to try to update this thing more at least. I mean I’ve got new DVD’s to talk about and review…keep an eye out for DVD reviews of Jack Brooks: Monster Slayer,

Speed Racer (yes I know it came out a month ago on DVD, and no I don’t care), and stories about working with C. Thomas Howell, and Judd Nelson on a sci fi feature film!

But that’s all in the future. Right here and now let’s talk about my favorite comic book character…DEADPOOL. A short review since everybody else has talked to death about these three issues.

That’s right kids Deadpool the merc with a mouth just gained his own ongoing monthly series!

Let’s recap Deadpool is like Wolverine, except take out all the morals and the claws, and have him be delightfully bug fuck nuts, and only speak in pop culture references. Deadpool previously had a series with his longtime enemy/buddy Cable called Cable and Deadpool, which got canceled so Cable could have his on going series. And now Daneil Way and Paco Medina have taken over the Merc with a Mouth’s on going series with a three-part arc tying into Marvel’s Battlestar Galactica riff secret invasion.

I was dubious going into this series, I gotta say. Daniel Way has been very hit or miss, on the one had he’s written some hilariously over the top violent extravaganza’s like that Bullseye versus Punisher miniseries, or Bullseye: Greatest Hits and on the other hand he’s been writing Wolverine: Origins which has been one of the single boring things to read. I mean seriously did we NEED another book where Wolverine finds his long lost memories and then has to globe hop to deal with them? Wolverine isn’t interesting when he’s doing that. Does anybody in the comics world REMEMBER the 90’s and what Wolverine was like? I guess not. In any event Daniel Way knocks Deapool out of the park. Deadpool is everything it should be, a funny, ridiculous hyper violent spoof of comics. I’m thoroughly convinced Daniel Way has been writing the wrong book all this time, I mean seriously he can write over the top action, but anything that’s strictly continuity based…it just gets boring, maybe it’s boring for him I dunno.

Anyway if you read comics pick up Deadpool #1-3 you won’t be disappointed. Let’s just hope Bob: agent of Hydra shows up in this series.


So yes, I'll try to make this blog something worth reading from here on in.

Well hello

Welcome to Vampire Explosion! My ramblings about everything that interests me regarding film, television, and popular culture. I just reviewed Starship Troopers 3. I'll try to keep this thing updated with my ramblings once a month maybe more. Since this is my first time posting here, you get not one, but two postings for the price of, well, whatever the hell your internet provider is charging you.


What the hell is up with 2008? I'm calling it right now, 2008 has been one of the best years for movies in recent memories. Not only are we getting really good quality blockbusters; The Dark Knight and Tropic Thunder. We're getting some great indies as well like The Wackness.

But what we've been getting this year are also some really cool B-Movie genre mashups. We started with Neil Marshall's Doomsday, and here are some upcoming flicks I'm excited for:

Babylon A.D. starring Vin Diesel




This looks a lot like Children of Men but less Blade Runner, and more Chronicles of Riddick. But, hey French sci-fi is tons of fun.

Outlander starring John Hurt, Ron Perlman, and James Caviezel.



A human hunting an alien monster lands in some Nordic country and there are vikings! Pulpy and silly? Yes. Entertaining as hell? Looks like it could be.

Mutant Chronicles starring Ron Perlman, Thomas Jane, and Devon Aoki.



This is another digital backlot flick(like Sky Captain, and Sin City). A Retro future war movie involving mutants and some sort of religious cult based off of the RPG of the same name. I'll be reviewing this next month!

Starship Troopers 3

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It’s a good day to die in the mobile infantry.

Okay I’ll admit it the first Strarship Troopers kicked ass. It was an absurdly over the top satire of military propaganda films and an awesome special effects extravaganza. Of course the movie bombed in theaters because no one really got it. It did become a cult hit on video and spawned two direct to video sequels. One “Starship Troopers 2: Hero of the Federation” which everyone hated, and the movie in question “Starship Troopers 3: Marauder”.

The film starts off as the first movie did with the News Broadcast meets webcast thing. We are told that the Federation has been fighting the bugs for 11 years, people are getting tired of the war and being hung for saying so. Religion is outlawed, I guess the Federation hasn’t entirely figured out that religion could be an effective propaganda tool, oh wait that’s really the story of this flick, sorry if I ruined it for you.

In any event it’s been 11 years the bugs are still bugging it up with new and improved bugs like grenade bugs and scorpion bugs that we never get a good look at because, well, the movie had a budget of 10 million bucks.

Oh we also learn that the sky marshal is also a pop star(!). Singing ra ra anthems about killing bugs and how it’s a “Good Day to Die”. I understand that popular music can be used for political advantage it’s just hard to buy that this guy would actually to appeal to anybody. I understand he’s a military commander and in the Starship Troopers universe that demands respect and celebrity I just can’t buy him being a pop star. Now if he were a girl and looked like Britany Spears or one of her clones I’d totally buy into it. Is that sexist? Maybe it is.

Now we learn that Jonny Rico the hero from the first film is still alive and well and fighting on the home front of a farming planet. Where the farmers hate the Federation makes their world awful and a war zone. Now okay, but if giant insects show up on your front door and start killing and impaling your friends, neighbors, and children I think the problems lie more with the bugs and not the team sent in to kill the bugs. Of course the mobile infantry fucked up the world too,. The message is of course “war is hell” especially in the pastel world of Starship Troopers.

From here on in the film starts making less and less sense. Jonny Rico tries to stop his friend Dix Hauser(yup his name is Dix) from killing a farmer, and is court marshaled. The bugs attack there are tons of explosions and yelling and blood and bugs exploding in green goo. A group of people starting with Jonny’s Ex-Girlfriend, some other troopers, a coke named Jingo, and the sky marshal escape from the farming planet and then crash on some other planet.

Rico is all set to be hanged but due to some conspiracy that’s not rightly explained he is set free at the last possible second to head up the top secret Marauder program. That’s right a half hour before the movie ends we get the title of the movie.

Meanwhile back on desert world, things are getting well odd. When the hapless survivors are not being chased by the bugs they engage in circuitous and inane chatter about God and weather or not he exists. Of course the blonde stewardess is in fact a bible thumper even though the Federation has outlawed religion. Oh I forgot to tell you that there’s this subplot involving the brain bug and apparently it has brainwashed the sky marshal into believing that he is under heavenly command to let the bugs take over the universe or something. Anyways, one of the higher ups in the Federation says “The bugs have something with this religion thing”.

Now that Starship Troopers has taken “sense” and skewered it on its bayonet of justice, we can get a: COMPLETELY GRATUITIOUS NUDE SCENE! Rico and his Marauder squad have to all strip and get ready to hop in the Marauder suit. What follows is a scene that feels like when the Power Rangers get into their “Zords”(why are they called Zords anyway?), but just imagine the rangers naked while they do it.

Back on hostile alien world. The cook Jingo is dead, and this other guy who blond stewardess had the hots for is now dead as well. We also learn that the GOD BUG OF DOOM is in fact the planet and can stick its tentacles into people and possess them.

Blondie and Jonny’s Ex girlfriend sit down and start praying. Blondie says the lords prayer. Before you can say Deus Ex Machina, Rico and his Marauders show up and wipe out the god bug. This is all overlayed to the lord’s prayer. Which begs the ultimate question…JUST WHAT THE HELL IS THE POINT OF THIS SCENE!? Is it to show that religion is part of ultraviolence? Is it trying to make an ironic point? I don’t know, and the thing about it is I don’t think the movie knows either.

The bugs are destroyed, the Maurader suits which are part of the book this franchise is based on are seen for maybe all of six seconds(remember budget was 10 million dollars). They blow up the world with a nuclear bomb everyone goes home happy and some people get married.

Okay so I glossed over a few plot points, mainly cause I didn’t exactly care, and the movie never tried to make me care, so why should I write about them to you?

Starship Troopers 3 is fun. It’s just a confused movie. In the end nothing is really worse than bad satire done badly.